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Kolkytkaks - - - - - - - OKLMNZL[SOOFHIJFHIJ]^ ^!^ ^!^ ^!^ ^!^ ^! - GRABBIS SODOMIC CELIBATES! THE ANTICHRIST IS BACK! MESSAGE TO GRENDEL OF BYTPERS""" READ THIS SCRYLL BCOS ITS ME WRITIN"""" WHO# MENTAL ERECTION OFCOS IDIOT"" TODAY I WILL BOOZE LIKE AN ERECTION""" MY FAVOURITE DRINK IS KILJU UND PONU""" YES! ITS HOFFI THE PASKAPAA HERE""" I NEED KOFEINPILLS AND ONE BOTTLE OF BEER $KEPUA JUST!$ OK! FORGET THAT SCHEISSEPASKASHIT""" ITS ZADOS OF COSSAX WRITING FOR MY ABNORMAL FANS $A GOOD EXAMPLE LIKE GRENDEL!$ JOOPA JOO""" YOOBA YOO! FIRST SHOUT MY NAME THREE TIMES! READY"""" ZAD"" ZAD"" ZAA"" DOS"" $P"VAYRYNEN NAI KARITSAA LAKUPIIPPU HUULILLAAN!$ HERE IS SOME $COOL$ GUYS LIKE MAX, WIZ $WARPIG!$, ELF AND LAMEANZZI $COOLEST!$ ZADZAD EGGHEAD RULES! LAST NIGHT I WAS PUMPIN' AROUND KOUVOLA CITY $SIITIN$ AND MET SOME LOVELY GIRLIES """" TOP3 GIRLIES ARE 1" PERWO RITU $BIG FAT AND UGLY WITH NICE LITTLE MOUSTACHE$ 2" SODOM RITU 3" VITU RITU $WET PUSSY!$ NOW MAY I PRESENT TOP5 BOYS ARE 1" WIZ $BEARDBOMBER$ 2" BIERTTERI PUNAJORTIKKA 3" HAZOR OF BEYOND WHAZOOD FORCE $OLDE AUNE STILL RULES""" REMEMBER TOMMI AUNE GREETINGS LIHANAHTONEN FROM PELLELA DRUGCITY$ 4" ELF THE NEGRO $JUHANI KANANSILMA SAYS YES!$ 5" HOFFI THE SEWERY WAYNE ELI SUOMEX VIEMARI VAINO $KOOL CHAMPAGNEHEAD AND SWOLLEN TITS AND RAPPING BRAS$ 6" RUSSO OF BOTTA $NICE LAMEFACE OF CHUBBER OF HORROR OF CIWESCANON! HEROES FADE AWAY RIGHT!$ 7" MAX FROM BOTTABEAT $SEE YA SOON AT THE UKK PARK IN MYLLYKOSKI""" SEND MY BRAS BACK"" HEY YOU FORGOT YER BARBARA INTO MY HOME$ 8" GRENDEL OF HOMELIGHT LIQUIR BAND $I $ZADOS$ LOVE YOUR UNDERWEARS" PLEASE SEND ME YOUR SOCKS AND PARTYHAT! PANE PONUT KAYMAAN JALMAR JUKKIS!$ 9" COMMIE COWBOY $HELLO COLLEGUE! JOS EI NEUVOSTONUORET PARJAA VIINAN JUONNISSA NIIN ERKKI LIIKANEN SAA TURPIIN NIIN ETTA KUSI TIPPUU! CEAUSESCU WAS A LAMER $SHAME ON HIM!$ LETS JOIN SECURITATE WORLDWIDE!$ 10" VYVYAN OF ACCCCCELLION $YOU CAN STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR ASS! LAMER LOOSER CANCER CANCER RUMPUPATASOPPA CANCER CANCER! I LOVE YOUR BROW! FUCK OFF TEAMS!$ I LET SOME BODIES WRITE NOW"" SO SEE YA AND WAIT TILL I CONTINUE MY STORY""""" WHAT IS THE BIGGEST SNACKS IN MARKETS#### ITS OFCOZ"""MAX""" SO IF YOU ARE SMARTER THAN STUPID THEN YOU MAYBE KNOW WHO IS HERE MAX THE SECRET ADVERTISE OF TAFFEL YOU KNOW I GET BIG MONEY WHEN I SAY SUMTHING GOOD ABOUT CHIPS $ONE VICTIM WAS DR"GODE OF MEITIN PORUKKA I CALLED TO HIM AND EAT SAME TIME TAFFELS SO HE HAVE TO GO TO NEAREST SHOP AND BUY A BANANA $TAFFEL CHEESE SNACKS$ WE HAVE A GREAT PARTY HERE ZADOS HAVE ALREADY MADE 138 CRACKS AND ONE DEMO WITH COLORS WITHOUT BARS $NEW ROUTINE$ WIZ AND GRO""" ARE PLAYING ICEHOCKEY NO NO NO NOT WITH COMPYS THE REAL ONE ""WE HAVE RENT ICEHOCKEY FIELD OH NO! GROZ""" MADE GOAL AND WIZ$ZZZ$ PUT HIM TO EAT THE PUCK MESSY TO MAUNO KOIVISTO $NICE MEETING AT YOUR PLACE NEXT TIME IS MY TURN TO OFFER YOU PULLA KAHVIT$ DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS NR"1 SONG HERE IN FINLAND RIGHT NOW ITS OLEN MINA MUNKKI BY SATOZ WIRKKALA ELF IS WANKING MY STICK WILDLY $HE IS PLAYING KICK OFF$ BYE NOW"""" HIP HYPE ZADOS THE OLDE FART IS TYPING A GIRL BEHIND VIOLENTLY NOW""" BUY A BILLIONRAIN ALBUM COS WIZ LIKES IT VERY MUZ $CLAMYDIOS ZADOS LOVES IT UND SAKARI KUOSMANEN IS A COOL FAT ZOMBIE!$ ZADOS SENDS GREETINGS TO OSMO SOUTUKORVA REIJO PENTINMAKI JALKA O" KAUPPINEN JORITIKKA OLKKONEN CHARLES TIINEENA REVOLVER REIJO SAATANAN FOX JA OTHER SHITTY SODOMOBITCHES""" NOW ONE INTELLIGENT JOKE IN SWEDISH""" MENNAANKO KALJALLE# !SAATANAN LUJA IDEA! END OF JOKE! I HOPE ALL ENGLISHMEN UNDERSTOOD IT BUT IF YOU DID NOT GET IT THEN WHAT""" HERE IT COMES AGAIN! WHY CANNOT WE GO TO HAVE A BEER# SATANS HARD IDEA! HEHE#! I JUST ATE A CHOKOBAR WHILE YOU THOUGHT OF THE MESSAGE OF THAT JOKE"" PASKA KONE ON LUOTU LUOMAAN APULANTAA LADAKIPPAREILLE" LETS GO TO THE LOCAL PUB! TO DRINK SOME RYEMILK $MOTHERWARM$ AND NOW SOME FUCKINGS TO BATMAN OF DAMAGE BISHOP OF INCEST BOYS JACK OF DYNAGE AND ALL OTHER SODOMOBITCHES""" ELF IS PLAYING PACMANIA NOW BCOS ITS A COOL GAME""" NOW WE DECIDED TO PLAY STORMLORD AND THEN MARBLE MADNESS AND THEN BISHOPIAN II""" ANOTHER WIZI! MITA NEEKERI SANOI ALBIINOLLE RANTASAUNASSA### TILATAAN OLUET POYTAAN""" ENTA MIKSI GRENDELIN RINTSIKAT OVAT NIIN KIREAT### NO SIKSI ETTEI KOO KAUPAN LIHATISKI TEE KONKURSSIA JA ETTEI MAAILMA KARSISI SYOPYMISESTA""" ONCE UPON TIME THERE WAS A NORMAL GUY WHO SANG ZAD SONGS AND DRANK BUDWASSER""" JOIN KATA KURKKUINEN FUCK CLUB! JA TAAS YX EPANORMAALI VITSI NAISHENKILOILLE""" !KATA KURKKUISEN JAMERA JORTIKKA! WHAT THE FUCK! JOO"""" HERE IS ELF""" ELAN JA VOIN HYVIN"""" SMELF SLUTADE IGEN"" THIZZ ZADOS AGAIN! WE $ZAD"MAX"WIZ"OLF$ ARE DRINKING VODKA AND KILJU WORKS WELL"" LAMER ANSSI STINKS BAD AND DRINKS LAMENSSI POPJUICE AND BROWMILK! LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT! LETS TALK ABOUT MONSTER $R"PERWONMAKI$ OF BRONZEBEALT """" I $ZAD$ THINK HE IS OK """ MAYBE TOO NORMAL """ HE IS A BIT REISI AND LUKTAR ILLA I KVALL"" MONSTER SMAKAR BRA""" HE LIKES TOPSY AVENGER MOVIE"" WHILE KILJU WORKS WELL I WANK WIZS STOMACH WITH A SMURFBOMBER AND WORLDS FINE! WIZ IS AN OLD WIZTELLER JA KOHTA PITAA MENNA PANEE KALAT SAMMUKSIIN TOKAISI SMULF" HEH! ARVASI LAMENSSI" LAMENSSI! ROHAHTI WIZHY" PRUTH LAUKOI WIZIN PYLLY" ULOSTUSLAAKE TULITTI WIZ TAAS" NUUH NUUH KUULUI VAKIJOUKOSTA"" WE ARE DRINKING RAPABEER AND TALKING ABOUT DRY PUSSIES AND POLITICS"" JA TAAS PASKAA WIZAHTELI ZADOXY" MONSTER OF BOT IS SATANS HARD GUY! TAMPELLA IN ACTION" UNFORTUNATELY WIZ DIDN'T MIND WHEN I FARTED BUT SOON HE CAN SNEEF THE SMELL OF NUCLEAR $ASSAULT$ WASTE"" XBEAT IS THE BEST ON AMIGA SCENE NOWADAYS"" VYVYAN OF ACCESSION IS THE UGLIEST ACID USER IN FINLAND"" FUX DUX! WE ARE LAME! ZIPPO LIGHTER SUCKS! RONSON IS THE BEST! WELCOME TO KOUVOLA BRUNOCITY! CLONDOM! HAZOR ON WITUN KIWA KAVERI $VETAA AXEMANIA PYLLYYN!$ BROWBEAT THE WORST IN FUCKING BUT THE BEST IN WANKIN! BARON MAX CONTINUES THIS TEXTURELLO""" WHY DONT I DONT NPO KLU"""YEEE!!NOW LITTLE SMULF STORY THERE WAS LITTLE SMULF CALLED OLF THEN ONE DAY HE LEFT HIS LITTLE HOUSE AND HIS LITTLE COW BUT THEN CAME EVIL ELF AND KILLED LITTLE SMULF CALLED OLF WITH CAR !!!! TARINAN OPETUS OLI ETTA SMULFFEJA EI OLE!! AAAMUISTA AINA LIIKENTEESSA MONTA VAARAA $AAAAAARRGH$ OMPI EESSA KUN ELF ON LIKENTTEESA $MUTTA MYOS ZADOS KILJUNSA KANSSA ON VAARALLINEN$ BROWBEAT STYLE AND SMILE WITHOUT MAIL!! JACK OF DAMAGEMANAKEAMA IS PULLONKORVA!!!! FINLAND IS THE WORST PLACE TO LIVE"""OR WHAT SPEEDY!! SPECIAL SURPRISE!!! INTERVIEW OF ZADOS OF COSSAX!! WHY YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE MOMENT### I AM A NORMAL CHILD WAITING FOR PUBERTET AND MY GRANDMA WILL SELL TO RIPPOKAMO"" Q"ARE YOU INCEST OR SODOMIST A"YES I AM INCESTED IN BOTH ISMS BUT I CHOOSE INCEST" Q"WHY INCEST A"I LOVE CHILDREN AND MY NEAR RELATIVES" Q"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR PROBLEM A"HMM"" I LOST MY VIRGINITY THROUGH MY ARSE AND AT THE SAME MOMENT I LOST MY MIND" Q"WHO TOOK IT### A"IT WAS AN UNKNOWN LAMEPIG"" HM"" I THINK IT WAS GRENDEL OR MONSTER"" ALSO CLONES WAS IN ACT! Q"WHAT DO YOU HATE A"I HATE ABNORMAL PERSONS! Q"WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX A"TOO NORMAL! Q"WHAT ABOUT MONSTERS### A" I WANK WITH THEM Q"WHERE COMES COSSAX PARTY SMELL### A"THE SMELL ITSELF CONSISTS OF SMULFS FARTS SWEAT AND POLITICIANS" Q"WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN MORNING WHAT DO YOU SEE AND THINK### A"I CLEARLY CAN SEE SOME PURPLE ELEPHANTS AND GREEN DANCING MONSTER" I THINK IT IS NORMAL FOR MEN AT MY AGE" NOW LAST WORDS FROM ZADOS MY DEAREST PEOPLE EAT MASCHIPAN CARROTS AND GET STONED" DONT BOOOZE" USE DRUGS INSTEAD! BOIL KILJU! DIG BROWBERSE! DONT EVER CONTACT ME! GET STONED AND DRY! KILL YOUR MANHOOD! BE A COMMIE! LISTEN TO BOB DYLAN OR KARL MARX! THE LAST WORD IN MY SCROLLTEXT SHOULD BE GULP" SO GULP YOU SOON! GULP! GULP! GULP! ZAD! GULP! - - - SLEDGE JAMMER!AH - OKLMNZL[SOOFHIJFHIJ]^ ^!^ ^!^ ^!^ ^!^ ^! - GRABBIS SODOMIC CELIBATES!L - THE ANTICHRIST IS BACK!T - MESSAGE TO GRENDEL OF BYTPERSL" - READ THIS SCRYLL BCOS ITS ME WRITINP"L RWHO# - MENTAL ERECTION OFCOS IDIOT""L - TODAY I WILL BOOZE LIKE AN ERECTIONL" - MY FAVOURITE DRINK IS KILJU UND PONUL"P - YES! ITS HOFFI THE PASKAPAA HEREL" - I NEED KOFEINPILLS AND ONE BOTTLE OF BEER $KEPUA JUST!$X - OK! FORGET THAT SCHEISSEPASKASHITL"L NITSP >ZADOS OF COSSAXP - WRITING FOR MY ABNORMAL FANS $A GOOD EXAMPLE LIKE GRENDEL!$T &JOOPA JOOL"2 YOOBA YOO!L - FIRST SHOUT MY NAME THREE TIMES!P VREADYP"P C - ZAD"" ZAD"" ZAA"" DOS"" $P"VAYRYNEN NAI KARITSAA LAKUPIIPPU HUULILLAAN!$L C - HERE IS SOME $COOL$ GUYS LIKE MAX, WIZ $WARPIG!$, ELF AND LAMEANZZI $COOLEST!$L - ZADZAD EGGHEAD RULES!L C - LAST NIGHT I WAS PUMPIN' AROUND KOUVOLA CITY $SIITIN$ AND MET SOME LOVELY GIRLIES P"L C - TOP3 GIRLIES ARE 1" PERWO RITU $BIG FAT AND UGLY WITH NICE LITTLE MOUSTACHE$L - 2" SODOM RITU 3" VITU RITU $WET PUSSY!$X C - NOW MAY I PRESENT TOP5 BOYS ARE 1" WIZ $BEARDBOMBER$ 2" BIERTTERI PUNAJORTIKKA 3" HAZOR OF BEYOND WHAZOOD FORCE $OLDE AUNE STILL RULESL"C - REMEMBER TOMMI AUNE GREETINGS LIHANAHTONEN FROM PELLELA DRUGCITY$L - 4" ELF THE NEGRO $JUHANI KANANSILMA SAYS YES!$L C - 5" HOFFI THE SEWERY WAYNE ELI SUOMEX VIEMARI VAINO $KOOL CHAMPAGNEHEAD AND SWOLLEN TITS AND RAPPING BRAS$L C - 6" RUSSO OF BOTTA $NICE LAMEFACE OF CHUBBER OF HORROR OF CIWESCANON! HEROES FADE AWAY RIGHT!$ 7" MAX FROM BOTTABEAT $SEE YA SOON AT THE UKK PARK IN MYLLYKOSKIL" - SEND MY BRAS BACK"" HEY YOU FORGOT YER BARBARA INTO MY HOME$L G>8" GRENDEL OF HOMELIGHT LIQUIR BAND $I $ZADOS$ LOVE YOUR UNDERWEARS" PLEASE SEND ME YOUR SOCKS AND PARTYHAT! PANE PONUT KAYMAAN JALMAR JUKKIS!$ 9" COMMIE COWBOY $HELLO COLLEGUE! JOS EI NEUVOSTONUORET PARJAA VIINAN JUONNISSA NIIN ERKKI LIIKANEN SAA TURPIIN NIIN ETTA KUSI TIPPUU! CEAUSESCU WAS A LAMER $SHAME ON HIM!$L - LETS JOIN SECURITATE WORLDWIDE!$L >10" VYVYAN OF ATCC - ELLION $YOU CAN STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR ASS! LAMER LOOSER CANCER CANCER RUMPUPATASOPPA CANCER CANCER! I LOVE YOUR BROW! 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GROZL" - MADE GOAL AND WIZ$LZ - $ PUT HIM TO EAT THE PUCK C - MESSY TO MAUNO KOIVISTO $NICE MEETING AT YOUR PLACE NEXT TIME IS MY TURN TO OFFER YOU PULLA KAHVIT$P - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS NR"1 SONG HERE IN FINLAND RIGHT NOW ITSL - OLEN MINA MUNKKI BY SATOZ WIRKKALA/ - ELF IS WANKING MY STICK WILDLY $HE IS PLAYING KICK OFF$L ^BYE NOWP"P C - HIP HYPE ZADOS THE OLDE FART IS TYPING A GIRL BEHIND VIOLENTLY NOWL"C - BUY A BILLIONRAIN ALBUM COS WIZ LIKES IT VERY MUZ $CLAMYDIOS ZADOS LOVES IT UND SAKARI KUOSMANEN IS A COOL FAT ZOMBIE!$P C - ZADOS SENDS GREETINGS TO OSMO SOUTUKORVA REIJO PENTINMAKI JALKA O" KAUPPINEN JORITIKKA OLKKONEN CHARLES TIINEENA REVOLVER REIJO SAATANAN FOX JA OTHER SHITTY SODOMOBITCHESL" - NOW ONE INTELLIGENT JOKE IN SWEDISHL" - MENNAANKO KALJALLE#0 - !SAATANAN LUJA IDEA!T 2END OF JOKE!P C - I HOPE ALL ENGLISHMEN UNDERSTOOD IT BUT IF YOU DID NOT GET IT THEN WHATL" - HERE IT COMES AGAIN!/ - WHY CANNOT WE GO TO HAVE A BEER#/ - SATANS HARD IDEA!P ZHEHE#!P C - I JUST ATE A CHOKOBAR WHILE YOU THOUGHT OF THE MESSAGE OF THAT JOKE"" PASKA KONE ON LUOTU LUOMAAN APULANTAA LADAKIPPAREILLE"L - LETS GO TO THE LOCAL PUB!L - TO DRINK SOME RYEMILK $MOTHERWARM$L C - AND NOW SOME FUCKINGS TO BATMAN OF DAMAGE BISHOP OF INCEST BOYS JACK OF DYNAGE AND ALL OTHER SODOMOBITCHESL" - ELF IS PLAYING PACMANIA NOW BCOS ITS A COOL GAMEL"C - NOW WE DECIDED TO PLAY STORMLORD AND THEN MARBLE MADNESS AND THEN BISHOPIAN IIL"L 6ANOTHER WIZI!L - MITA NEEKERI SANOI ALBIINOLLE RANTASAUNASSAL#/ - TILATAAN OLUET POYTAANL"P - ENTA MIKSI GRENDELIN RINTSIKAT OVAT NIIN KIREATL#/ C - NO SIKSI ETTEI KOO KAUPAN LIHATISKI TEE KONKURSSIA JA ETTEI MAAILMA KARSISI SYOPYMISESTAL"C - ONCE UPON TIME THERE WAS A NORMAL GUY WHO SANG ZAD SONGS AND DRANK BUDWASSERL" - JOIN KATA KURKKUINEN FUCK CLUB!L - JA TAAS YX EPANORMAALI VITSI NAISHENKILOILLEL"P - !KATA KURKKUISEN JAMERA JORTIKKA! - WHAT THE FUCK! JOOP"2 HERE IS ELFL" - ELAN JA VOIN HYVINP" - SMELF SLUTADE IGEN""L - THIZZ ZADOS AGAIN!L C - WE $ZAD"MAX"WIZ"OLF$ ARE DRINKING VODKA AND KILJU WORKS WELL"" LAMER ANSSI STINKS BAD AND DRINKS LAMENSSI POPJUICE AND BROWMILK!T - LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT!L - LETS TALK ABOUT MONSTER $R"PERWONMAKI$ OF BRONZEBEALT P" - I $ZAD$ THINK HE IS OK L" - MAYBE TOO NORMAL L"C - HE IS A BIT REISI AND LUKTAR ILLA I KVALL"" MONSTER SMAKAR BRAL"C - HE LIKES TOPSY AVENGER MOVIE"" WHILE KILJU WORKS WELL I WANK WIZS STOMACH WITH A SMURFBOMBER AND WORLDS FINE! WIZ IS AN OLD WIZTELLER JA KOHTA PITAA MENNA PANEE KALAT SAMMUKSIIN TOKAISI SMULF"L - HEH! ARVASI LAMENSSI"L - LAMENSSI! ROHAHTI WIZHY"L - PRUTH LAUKOI WIZIN PYLLY"L C - ULOSTUSLAAKE TULITTI WIZ TAAS" NUUH NUUH KUULUI VAKIJOUKOSTA""P C - WE ARE DRINKING RAPABEER AND TALKING ABOUT DRY PUSSIES AND POLITICS""L C - JA TAAS PASKAA WIZAHTELI ZADOXY" MONSTER OF BOT IS SATANS HARD GUY! 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Kolkytkaks HOPE YOU DONT MIND COZ THIS IS BIT ON THE HARDISH SIDE TO READ BUT IT JUST LOOKED SO GOOD WHEN SCROLLING NONSENSE IN THIS THAT I DECIDED TO MADE IT A DEMO PART^^^^^ IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN READING THE SCROLLS THEN PLEASE HAVE A LOOK - [IN HEX] AND UPWARDS^^^ OF COURSE CAN TRY TO READ THESE NORMALLY [AND IF YOU MANAGE TO DO IT THEN DROP US A LINE AND WE WILL TRY TO FIND YOU A PRIZE FOR BEING SO GREAT FAN OF OUR SCROLLERS^^^^^ I AM REALLY AMAZED TO MY TALENT AS A SCROLLWRITER^^^^ I HAVE TODAY WRITTEN ALMOST EIGHT KILOBYTES OF TEXT WHEN IT NORMALLY TAKES ME OVER AN HOUR TO WRITE A SIMPLE SCROLL TEXT TO AN INTRO^^^^^ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER_____ [JUST A SITATE FROM ACID REIGNS BLIND AGGRESSION BUT IT WOULD MAKE A HELL OF A SLOGAN] ALL THE OWNERS OF ST^^^^ IT IS VERY CLEVER TO BUY AN EXTERNAL DRIVE [IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY USE FOR IT^ JUST MAKE SURE IT TAKES IT POWER FROM MOUSE PORT^ IT MAKES UNPLUGGING AND PLUGGING THE MOUSE VERY MUCH EASIER] I AM DYING^^^^ I HAVENT HAD COFFEE FOR TWO HOURS^^^^ I AM GONNA DROP DEAD PRETTY SOON UNLESS I GET COFFEINE^^^^ NOW I FEEL SO DAMN FED UP WITH SCROLLWRITING THAT I STOP SOON^^^^ YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS FINLANDS NUMBER ONE GROUP//// IT IS COSSAX [IT HAS AT LEAST ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS] NOW THIS SCROLL IS IN ITS TOTAL END AND I AM READY TO START PACKING THIS AND WHILE THIS IS GETTING PACKED I AM GONNA READ REMO [THEY ARE JUST SO COOL^^^^ REMO REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MYSELF^ OF COURSE HE ISNT AS TOUGH GUY AS I AM BUT HE IS VERY TOUGH ANYWAY] LOPPU - I BET YOU COULDNT BELIEVE IT BUT I JUST CAME INSIDE^^^^^ WHICH MEANS I WAS OUT^^^^ WELL ACTUALLY I WAS THERE ABOUT THREE MINUTES BUT IT IS ENUFF FOR ME COZ IT JUST IS ENUFF FOR ME______ TODAY ITS SECOND LAST DAY OF THIS DECADE AND DOES FEEL LIKE IT^^^ NOPE [BUT TO BE HONEST I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE]^^^^^ BUT I SURE HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS FOR NEXT YEAR^^^^ I WILL BE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD AND THATS SOMETHING [FOR EXAMPLE IT TAKES ALL THE EXCITEMENT AWAY FROM BOOZING___ WHATS THE POINT IN BOOZING WHEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO IT^^] AND OF COURSE I WILL TRY TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE [AND WITH GOOD LUCK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET IT] THIS MIGHT BE PRETTY BORING TO READ ABOUT FUTURE MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT PRESENT^^^^ I AM NOW HERE AT MY PLACE WRITING THIS SCROLLER^^^^ NOBODY IS SITTING BESIDE ME^^^^ RIGHT NOW I AM LISTENING TO ACID REIGN^^^^ [AND THATS ALL ABOUT FRASES IN THIS SCROLLER MAYBE MORE IN NEXT ONE^^^^ I EVEN MIGHT START IT LIKE YOYOYO OR EVEN HI FOLX ] I AM JUST SO TIRED^^^^ MAYBE I SHOULD START DOING DASHRIPS [YOU REMEMBER THOSE LAME MUSIC RIPS BY ME^^^^ THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY THE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE [IF WE DONT COUNT MY DEMOS WHILE I WAS IN CST]^^^^ BUT IT OVER A YEAR WHEN THEY WERE RELEASED^^^^ WE RELEASED THEM AS MINUS THREE WEEKS OLD STUFF AND SEND THEM WITH OUR CONTACT LETTERS [AND WE GET NO ANSWER ALTHOUGH WE SEND ABOUT THIRTY LETTERS AND DISKS] IT REALLY AMAZES ME THAT EVEN NOWADAYS SOME [LAME]GROUPS MAKE MUSIC RIPS^^^ IT GOES IF YOU CRACK THE GAME AND THEN SIMULTANEOUSLY RELEASE THE MUSIC RIP BUT ONLY RIPS WITH MUSICS FROM OTHER GUYS DEMOS^^^^ LAAAAAAAME______ YOU BORED//// I WOULDNT DOUBT THAT^^^^^ SO WRAP^^^^^ - THIS SCROLLER ISNT GOING TO BE LONG COZ I AM JUST FURIOUS^^^^ IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ALL TIME TELLING ME THAT I DONT BE ENOUGH OUT AND ALL I DO IS JUST SIT HERE CODING AND PLAYING^^^^^ THEY JUST THINK THIS IS SO CHILDISH^^^^^ I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING OUT WHEN THERE IS ABOUT MINUS TEN DEGREES AND NOTHING TO DO^^^^^ MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO THE YARD AND JUST SIT THERE IN THE SNOW^^^^ I COULD TAKE ALL THOSE INSULTS FROM MY PARENTS [FOR EXAMPLE THEY THINK I AM WEIRD [BUT THATS NO INSULT IS IT] AND ALL I DO IS GO TO SCHOOL AND PLAY [AND THAT SCHOOL THING IS AN INSULT^^^IT IS JUST A BAD HABIT I HAVENT SUCCEEDED IN GETTING RID OF IT]] BUT LAST DAYS IT HAS BEEN NOTHING ELSE BUT^^^ YOU SHOULD GO OUT^^^^ ITS YOUR OWN HEALTH YOU ARE DESTROYING [WELL WHY DONT THEY THEN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE] ^^^^ WELL I THINK I HAVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR AND ITS TIME TO CALM DOWN^^^^^ BUT I AM NOW IN NO MOOD FOR SCROLLWRITING____ WRAP - YEP^^^^^ ONE MORE TIME FOR THIS SCROLLER^^^^^ FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION TWO IMPORTANT THINGS^^^^^ THING NUMBER ONE^^^^^^ IF YOU REALLY ONE READ THE FASTEST [MIDDLE] SCROLLER THEN HAVE A LOOK AT - [IN HEX]^^^^^^ THEN ON TO THE SECOND THING^^^^^^ IN THE CREDITS THERE IS NO MENTION ABOUT WHO DID THOSE BALLS WELL IT WAS OF COURSE BOB AND THEY WERE RIPPED OUT FROM MEGA APOCALYPSE^^^^^ THEN A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO USUL AND DOCTOR WATSON [THE WRITERS OF THIS SCROLLWRITER I AM USING]^^^^^^ THIS IS REALLY THE LOUSIEST SCROLLWRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN [TOO BAD THIS IS ALSO ONLY ONE WHICH I HAVE AT THE MO]^^^ WHEN YOU PRESS RUNSTOP IT WILL ERASE ALL THE MEMORY FROM - UPWARDS^^^ THEN IF YOU PRESS IT AGAIN WHOLE PROGRAM WILL CRASH^^^^ REALLY GOOD CODING^^^^^^ THIS IS ALMOST AS CLEVER PROGRAM AS KICK OFF ON ST [WITH TWO DISK DRIVES] WHEN YOU TRY TO LOAD A LEAGUE WITH TWO DRIVES THE COMPUTER ASSUMES THAT THE GAME SAVE DISK IS IN DRIVE B AND LOADS DIR FROM IT^ THEN YOU SELECT A FILE TO LOAD AND IT TRIES TO LOAD IT FROM NOWHERE ELSE THAN DRIVE A^^^^^ OF COURSE THIS COULD BE TRIED TO AVOID BY PUTTING THE SAVE DISK INTO DRIVE A AFTER LOADING THE DIR FROM B^^^^ OK THE LOADING GOES WELL BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOADING THE PROGRAM WILL CRASH BECAUSE IT TRIES TO LOAD PROGRAM FROM DRRIVE A [WHERE NOW IS THE SAVE DISK]^^^^ PRETTY CLEVER^^^^ BUT IT WOULDNT BE SO DAMN GOOD GAME IF THERE ISNT SOME BUGS^^^^^ NOW I TRY TO SAVE THIS WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE RUNSTOP IN SOME POINT OF THE PROCEDURE^^^^^^ WRAP - - NOW IT LOOKS A BIT BETTER^^^^^^^ ANYWAY WHY NOT WRITE THE CREDITS HERE^^^^^^^^ CODING AND IDEA BY ELF OF BROWBEAT MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE [I GUESS] THIS FONT BY BRODERBUND SOFTWARE UGLY BROWBEAT LOGO BY ELF OF BROWBEAT^^^^^^^ SO THIS IS THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO AND I THINK THIS DEMO WILL BE MY LAST FOR A QUITE LONG WHILE COZ SOMEHOW I DONT FIND CODING ANYMORE SATISFYING ON - BIT MACHINES^^^^^ I MAY START CODING ON ST [ONLY IF IT WERENT SO EXPENSIVE^^^^ ALL THAT LITERATURE YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY] BUT I AM NOT GONNA PROMISE ANYTHING^^^^^^^^ BUT ONE THING THAT IS SURE IS THAT I AM NOT GOING TO STOP SWAPPING ON ST SO IF INTERESTED WRITE TO ELF OF BROWBEAT - [AND IF I SWAP WITH YOU ON ST THEN IT IS POSSIBLE TO SWAP ALSO ON AMIGA AND SIXTYFOUR BUT NO CHANCE FOR SWAPPING ONLY ON AMIGA OR SIXTYFOUR SO KEEP THAT IN YER MIND] AND REMEMBER ALSO THIS - I THINK THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU ANY LONGER WITH THIS SHIT SO WRAP - - TO SWAP ALSO ON AMIGA AND SIXTYFOUR BUT NO CHANCE FOR SWAPPING ONLY ON AMIGA OR SIXTYFOUR SO KEEP THAT IN YER MIND] AND REMEMBER ALSO THIS - E I THINK THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU ANY LONGER WITH THIS SHIT SO WRAP - _ HOPE YOU DONT MIND COZ THIS IS BIT ON THE HARDISH SIDE TO READ BUT IT JUST LOOKED SO GOOD WHEN SCROLLING NONSENSE IN THIS THAT I DECIDED TO MADE IT A DEMO PART - E^ IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN READING THE SCROLLS THEN PLEASE HAVE A LOOK - [IN HEX] AND UPWARDS^^^ OF COURSE CAN TRY TO READ THESE NORMALLY [AND IF YOU MANAGE TO DO IT THEN DROP US A LINE AND WE WILL TRY TO FIND YOU A PRIZE FOR BEING SO GREAT FAN OF OUR SCROLLERS - E^ I AM REALLY AMAZED TO MY TALENT AS A SCROLLWRITER - D^ I HAVE TODAY WRITTEN ALMOST EIGHT KILOBYTES OF TEXT WHEN IT NORMALLY TAKES ME OVER AN HOUR TO WRITE A SIMPLE SCROLL TEXT TO AN INTRO - E^ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER - E_ [JUST A SITATE FROM ACID REIGNS BLIND AGGRESSION BUT IT WOULD MAKE A HELL OF A SLOGAN] ALL THE OWNERS OF ST - D^ IT IS VERY CLEVER TO BUY AN EXTERNAL DRIVE [IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY USE FOR IT^ JUST MAKE SURE IT TAKES IT POWER FROM MOUSE PORT^ IT MAKES UNPLUGGING AND PLUGGING THE MOUSE VERY MUCH EASIER] I AM DYING - D^ I HAVENT HAD COFFEE FOR TWO HOURS - D^ I AM GONNA DROP DEAD PRETTY SOON UNLESS I GET COFFEINE - D^ NOW I FEEL SO DAMN FED UP WITH SCROLLWRITING THAT I STOP SOON - D^ YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS FINLANDS NUMBER ONE GROUP - D/ IT IS COSSAX [IT HAS AT LEAST ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS] - E NOW THIS SCROLL IS IN ITS TOTAL END AND I AM READY TO START PACKING THIS AND WHILE THIS IS GETTING PACKED I AM GONNA READ REMO [THEY ARE JUST SO COOL - D^ REMO REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MYSELF^ OF COURSE HE ISNT AS TOUGH GUY AS I AM BUT HE IS VERY TOUGH ANYWAY] LOPPU - ^ I BET YOU COULDNT BELIEVE IT BUT I JUST CAME INSIDE - E^ WHICH MEANS I WAS OUT - D^ WELL ACTUALLY I WAS THERE ABOUT THREE MINUTES BUT IT IS ENUFF FOR ME COZ IT JUST IS ENUFF FOR ME - F_ TODAY ITS SECOND LAST DAY OF THIS DECADE AND DOES FEEL LIKE IT^^^ NOPE [BUT TO BE HONEST I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE] - E^ BUT I SURE HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS FOR NEXT YEAR - D^ I WILL BE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD AND THATS SOMETHING [FOR EXAMPLE IT TAKES ALL THE EXCITEMENT AWAY FROM BOOZING___ WHATS THE POINT IN BOOZING WHEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO IT^^] AND OF COURSE I WILL TRY TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE [AND WITH GOOD LUCK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET IT] - D THIS MIGHT BE PRETTY BORING TO READ ABOUT FUTURE MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT PRESENT - D^ I AM NOW HERE AT MY PLACE WRITING THIS SCROLLER - D^ NOBODY IS SITTING BESIDE ME - D^ RIGHT NOW I AM LISTENING TO ACID REIGN - D^ [AND THATS ALL ABOUT FRASES IN THIS SCROLLER MAYBE MORE IN NEXT ONE - D^ I EVEN MIGHT START IT LIKE YOYOYO OR EVEN HI FOLX ] I AM JUST SO TIRED - D^ MAYBE I SHOULD START DOING DASHRIPS [YOU REMEMBER THOSE LAME MUSIC RIPS BY ME - D^ THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY THE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE [IF WE DONT COUNT MY DEMOS WHILE I WAS IN CST] - D^ BUT IT OVER A YEAR WHEN THEY WERE RELEASED - D^ WE RELEASED THEM AS MINUS THREE WEEKS OLD STUFF AND SEND THEM WITH OUR CONTACT LETTERS [AND WE GET NO ANSWER ALTHOUGH WE SEND ABOUT THIRTY LETTERS AND DISKS] IT REALLY AMAZES ME THAT EVEN NOWADAYS SOME [LAME]GROUPS MAKE MUSIC RIPS^^^ IT GOES IF YOU CRACK THE GAME AND THEN SIMULTANEOUSLY RELEASE THE MUSIC RIP BUT ONLY RIPS WITH MUSICS FROM OTHER GUYS DEMOS - D/ I WOULDNT DOUBT THAT - THIS SCROLLER ISNT GOING TO BE LONG COZ I AM JUST FURIOUS - D^ IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ALL TIME TELLING ME THAT I DONT BE ENOUGH OUT AND ALL I DO IS JUST SIT HERE CODING AND PLAYING - E^ THEY JUST THINK THIS IS SO CHILDISH - E^ I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING OUT WHEN THERE IS ABOUT MINUS TEN DEGREES AND NOTHING TO DO - E^ MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO THE YARD AND JUST SIT THERE IN THE SNOW - D^ I COULD TAKE ALL THOSE INSULTS FROM MY PARENTS [FOR EXAMPLE THEY THINK I AM WEIRD [BUT THATS NO INSULT IS IT] AND ALL I DO IS GO TO SCHOOL AND PLAY [AND THAT SCHOOL THING IS AN INSULT^^^IT IS JUST A BAD HABIT I HAVENT SUCCEEDED IN GETTING RID OF IT]] BUT LAST DAYS IT HAS BEEN NOTHING ELSE BUT^^^ YOU SHOULD GO OUT - D^ ITS YOUR OWN HEALTH YOU ARE DESTROYING [WELL WHY DONT THEY THEN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE] - D^ WELL I THINK I HAVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR AND ITS TIME TO CALM DOWN - E^ BUT I AM NOW IN NO MOOD FOR SCROLLWRITING - E^ ONE MORE TIME FOR THIS SCROLLER - E^ FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION TWO IMPORTANT THINGS - E^ THING NUMBER ONE - F^ IF YOU REALLY ONE READ THE FASTEST [MIDDLE] SCROLLER THEN HAVE A LOOK AT - F^ THEN ON TO THE SECOND THING - F^ IN THE CREDITS THERE IS NO MENTION ABOUT WHO DID THOSE BALLS - D WELL IT WAS OF COURSE BOB AND THEY WERE RIPPED OUT FROM MEGA APOCALYPSE - E^ THEN A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO USUL AND DOCTOR WATSON [THE WRITERS OF THIS SCROLLWRITER I AM USING] - F^ THIS IS REALLY THE LOUSIEST SCROLLWRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN [TOO BAD THIS IS ALSO ONLY ONE WHICH I HAVE AT THE MO]^^^ WHEN YOU PRESS RUNSTOP IT WILL ERASE ALL THE MEMORY FROM - UPWARDS^^^ THEN IF YOU PRESS IT AGAIN WHOLE PROGRAM WILL CRASH - D^ REALLY GOOD CODING - D THIS IS ALMOST AS CLEVER PROGRAM AS KICK OFF ON ST [WITH TWO DISK DRIVES] - E WHEN YOU TRY TO LOAD A LEAGUE WITH TWO DRIVES THE COMPUTER ASSUMES THAT THE GAME SAVE DISK IS IN DRIVE B AND LOADS DIR FROM IT^ THEN YOU SELECT A FILE TO LOAD AND IT TRIES TO LOAD IT FROM NOWHERE ELSE THAN DRIVE A - E^ OF COURSE THIS COULD BE TRIED TO AVOID BY PUTTING THE SAVE DISK INTO DRIVE A AFTER LOADING THE DIR FROM B - D^ OK THE LOADING GOES WELL BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOADING THE PROGRAM WILL CRASH BECAUSE IT TRIES TO LOAD PROGRAM FROM DRRIVE A [WHERE NOW IS THE SAVE DISK] - D^ PRETTY CLEVER - D^ BUT IT WOULDNT BE SO DAMN GOOD GAME IF THERE ISNT SOME BUGS - E^ NOW I TRY TO SAVE THIS WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE RUNSTOP IN SOME POINT OF THE PROCEDURE - I NOW IT LOOKS A BIT BETTER - D ANYWAY WHY NOT WRITE THE CREDITS HERE - H^ CODING AND IDEA BY ELF OF BROWBEAT - E MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE [I GUESS] - G THIS FONT BY BRODERBUND SOFTWARE - I UGLY BROWBEAT LOGO BY ELF OF BROWBEAT - G^ SO THIS IS THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO AND I THINK THIS DEMO WILL BE MY LAST FOR A QUITE LONG WHILE COZ SOMEHOW I DONT FIND CODING ANYMORE SATISFYING ON - E^ I MAY START CODING ON ST [ONLY IF IT WERENT SO EXPENSIVE - D^ ALL THAT LITERATURE YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY] BUT I AM NOT GONNA PROMISE ANYTHING - H^ BUT ONE THING THAT IS SURE IS THAT I AM NOT GOING TO STOP SWAPPING ON ST SO IF INTERESTED WRITE TO ELF OF BROWBEAT - [AND IF I SWAP WITH YOU ON ST THEN IT IS POSSIBLE TO SWAP ALSO ON AMIGA AND SIXTYFOUR BUT NO CHANCE FOR SWAPPING ONLY ON AMIGA OR SIXTYFOUR SO KEEP THAT IN YER MIND] AND REMEMBER ALSO THIS - E I THINK THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU ANY LONGER WITH THI -